WARNING, POTENTIAL FOR STRONG LANGUAGE
As many of you know, Maria and I have a shop on Etsy.
She sews and makes the most beautiful and vibrant tie dye I’ve ever seen, I on the other hand sell knives and other blacksmithing projects.
We believe that Etsy is a wonderful venue for small businesses that hand make their own items, sell vintage items or craft supplies.
Unfortunately, human nature being what it is, we occasionally get contacted by someone claiming that if we send then an item for free they will do a review for us. Mostly by Instagram, YouTube, etc. Well, this week I got one of those requests, again.
He sold his story well, claiming to be affiliated with a YouTube channel that specializes in survival techniques and equipment reviews with 300,000 subscribers.
I checked out the channel, and sure enough, they have that many subscribers and the videos were just as described. I was still very skeptical and told him so. He continued to reassure me that he was a post production guy.
So, I started work on the knife. I kept him updated by e-mail. He continued to be picky and particular. That in itself isn’t a red flag for a customer, but I continued to feel weird about it.
Maria finally said, “This dude just doesn’t sound right”.
I agreed. So I did a little more research and found that the company that he pretended to be representing had a web site. I contacted them and explained the situation. Big surprise…they had never heard of him.
Now, normally, I don’t care one way or another where our customers are from. We’ve had some great buyers from Hong Kong, Australia, Norway, Canada, Italy, and all over the U.S. I think that they are probably great people and we have actually had some wonderful correspondence with some.
This douche nozzle is not one of them.
I kept along with him and he sent me an address to send the knife to. I then did a little research.
I might not be as deadly or dramatic as Liam Neeson, but I too…have particular set of skills. Some of you know what I do at my “real job” and some don’t. Lets just say it involves figuring out what happened, who did it, and where they are.
I know all three about this punk.
He was arrested in 2015 for fraudulent use of a credit card and elder abuse because he tricked an 80 year old man into giving up his credit card info and then racking up $3000 in online purchases.
This time he picked the wrong one. I have been in contact with his hometown police department and expect a follow up to the investigation from them tomorrow. I am also exploring the option of swearing out felony warrants here in NC for obtaining property by false pretenses. They won’t extradite from California, but if he ever comes this way….got em.
With most homesteaders having some sort of small business as either their only income, or to supplement their income protection needs to be in place. With a lot of small online businesses, we are afraid to question someone. We fear that we will scare off that person. Here is a little secret though, if they are asking for something for free, they are not a customer.
Any legitimate entity that wants to do any kind of review of your items or products is generally willing to purchase them to review.
Take care of your customers. Maria and I try to go the extra mile for everyone that orders from us, but we will not be duped if we can help it.
Don’t let these pieces of…..well, you know, get over on you. Vet them out, if they are legit, then cool. If they are not, shut them down as best you can.
I debated with myself about including this d-bag’s photo and personal information. I decided against it. He knows who he is, he knows (or soon will) how much trouble he is going to be in. I think that’s enough for now.
I have, for years, been trying to break some bad habits that were formed and developed during my Marine Corps years. Swearing being the biggest. I think I have done pretty well, except when these….kinds of people crawl out from under their rocks. Sgt. Hollar then makes a reappearance and they get an ear full.
Bottom line, he picked the wrong one.
Maria and I hope you all have a wonderful week. Stay warm.
All the best,